Since 2001, faucethead has been fueled by a high-level obsession with elegant design and problem solving. We are a kindred group of misfit designers and strategic savants who share that obsession.

Faucethead is a brand strategy and graphic design agency dedicated to clever solutions and engaging design in print, online, and environments. We are deft communicators and customer advocates skilled in creating unique brands, memorable marketing campaigns, and moments of personal connection.

We’re always at the ready to find the uncommon solution and solve the un-solvable. Want to work together? Give us a call.

Interested in joining the team? Drop us a line.



Creative Director

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • I was a grave digger to help pay for art school.
  • I am a nationally certified sea kayak instructor.
  • I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a child so I named my first dog Laika.



Chief Connection Officer

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • My best job [other than at faucethead] was working at a boulangerie in Paris.
  • I’ve eaten $18 pancakes with Clive Owen
  • I achieved a docent-level knowledge of the Smithsonian Museum in Washington D.C. by the age of 8.



Senior Art Director

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • I lifeguarded for Michael Phelps in high school.
  • I still own my NSYNC Justin Timberlake doll and display it in my home.
  • I’ve never seen The Sound of Music.



Art Director

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • I grew up in the same town as John Cougar Mellencamp, and I am the (indirect) inspiration for Jack of “Jack and Diane.”
  • I am the first man, I am natures son.
  • I once tried to turn my car around in the garage and got stuck. I never made it to school that day.



Managing Editor

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • Whenever I walk into a convenience store, I like to check and see if it sells everything required to quickly change my identity.
  • I couldn’t watch the entire music video for Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” until well into adulthood.
  • I took figure skating lessons starting at five years of age and went on to skate competitively until age 14.



Graphic Designer

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • I was an extra in the movie Twister
  • I once sprayed an entire family with ketchup at the food court
  • When I was a kid I aspired to be a wood whittler



Operations Officer

2 Truths / 1 Lie

  • If it weren’t for the inspiration of the filmmaker Casey Neistat, I wouldn’t be at Faucethead today.
  • My first job was at an art gallery
    – “canapés anyone?”
  • I know every single word of the movie Elf.
    Test me.



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